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	Badger Badger Badger...
	Well after the so-called retune of Masked Invaders, resulting in a rather serious undertune and hotfix... What else does Machin Shin do but wait until after the event is re-retuned to win? The event really is quite simple... Somehow, it is almost as if we have seen something like this before... nah, it is probably my imagination... Badger, badger, badger... Mushroom, Mushroom... A SNAKE!!! (Since the real mushrooms and snakes are now deceased, you get substitutes. Sorry.) Oh! I almost forgot loot. We can never forget loot. Farms of course are going quite well. I mean, with THESE dynamic duos, what mobs would not run in terror? Being Valentines Day weekend and all, we must pay some tribute to the occasion. Sometimes my guildmates say some really disturbing things, honestly. The wizards are still on strike, but our warriors are stepping up to the plate.
	Posted by Megdarin on 02/14/10


	Tier 6 DONE!
	Well, we finally did it. We killed the Beast. Whoops, wrong one!... Ah, here we go! (Yes, that really is the Beast. If you look closely you can see teeth.) Here is our triumphant army! I admit it took us a few tries to beat that event. Our leet strats were adjusted. We even resorted to hieroglypics, eventually. At times, drowning ourselves in the water seemed like a good plan. No matter how many times we died, we never lost hope. Speculation about the event ran wild. Those on list amused themselves in various ways. Football was a frequent topic of conversation. Our downtime brought up some pretty interesting questions about each other. (I think it was Smelly that killed her, personally.) Of course, we got some awesome stuff from the Beast! No one felt like dancing as much as Smelly did... ... and this is why! Last but not least, before you even ask... I think the wizards are on strike.
	Posted by Megdarin on 01/24/10


	Bye Bye Bugs!
	Well, we finally brought our RAID to Unburrowing. Yep. That is a very dead bug. Oh, and here is the RAID! Our guild leader knows JUST how to motivate us! It took us a few times to kill all those bugs, undoubtedly because we tried less superior methods. We found it was better to get pissed off than pissed on. We had plenty of time, between runs, to ponder the origins of... well, everything. Everyone was quite dedicated to finishing this event. We rid ourselves of all possible distractions... including, apparently, chest hair... Sometimes, the holiday spirit took over during downtimes... ... or was that way, way too much eggnog? The wizards have been slacking on their random TLs, so quotes it is. Last but not least, how we felt about finally killing those bugs.
	Posted by Megdarin on 01/03/10


	Underfoot First Blood Shed!
	Well, when I said Underfoot updates coming soon, I thought it would be soon, but who knew it would be this soon! Of course, the first blood shed in Underfoot did not actually belong to Fippy. We happily waved goodbye to Seeds of Destruction prior to early Underfoot release! To no ones surprise, after nine months of farming the same zones, we will not miss it. Boredom frequently set in, and we amused ourselves in various ways. Sometimes, I begin to wonder if things are said just to end up on the front page. Who is the alien, again? Being in perpetual farm mode caused never-before-seen changes in our guild leader. For awhile, it almost appeared that he was questioning his usefulness as a shadowknight! Of course, some things really do never change, and Ronak was able to resurrect his inner asshat after all, just in time for Underfoot. No update is ever complete without the wizard contribution. And finally, a hint of more things to come. Until Next Time!
	Posted by Megdarin on 12/10/09


	Happy Holidays!
	Happy Holidays from Machin Shin! Stay tuned for Underfoot updates, coming soon!
	Posted by Megdarin on 12/07/09